Monkey Alert!!!!

Just been rushing around flat, closing windows and balcony doors!  Can you imagine these bloody vermin are climbing into my home, again!  I live on the 5th floor for goodness sake! They are so tenacious!

Better than that, so bright! Can open my fridge, open packets of crisps….. choose my hidden and favoured T bags….. Suck them dry!  Well, at least they have good taste!

The trouble is…. they eat and poop!  Pretty disgusting!

I have my trusty water spray at the ready….. They hate water spray!  Hockey sticks, golf clubs and brooms don’t work….. but water gets them every time!

Stand down…… alert over!  Until the next time! Hehe!

EP

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. MOLE
    Mar 04, 2011 @ 21:59:25

    It doesen’t matter how much you tell me monkeys are vermin, I always picture a comical scene. Keep up the endearing work.

    Reply

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